My dearest sister, Jocelyn, HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY, DEARY! I hope you have the most terrific day ever. I hope your *real* birthday party is over and beyond what you expect! You are THE best and most wonderful in my life. Every time I am starting down a road I shouldn’t be going, you are there to point me back to the right road. You are my guardian angel and I THANK GOD for you everyday.
I know that you really didn’t want a blog party and I know you probably know about this, but here is my party for my AWESOMELY amazing, Wonderful English-speaking 17yo sister!

On this May 9 in the year 2008, I hope you have the SUPER-est, Awesome-est, Lovely-est, and Spectacular-est party EVER!

Your party is in an elegant English hall especially open for your party, so have a seat at the head of the table, the honored guest’s place, here:

There are so many parties to visit, so I won’t keep you here long.
Here is your cake. I hope you enjoy it. It looks a whole lot better than the cake that I am going to make for you. I thought this cake was purdy awesome!

There is so much I wanted to get you for your birthday: stationary, clothing, Medieval dresses, friends coming out to visit. Anything you need or want, I wish I could get you. I hope that what I do get you love. There is so many surprises for your birthday that I can’t wait for you to see!

I love you, Jocelyn, and I hope you never forget this birthday! Now you thought a lot of people weren’t coming to your party, didn’t you? Well look at all the below parties that are being hosted for you!

Love, Amanda

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